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Monday, July 25, 2005

The stupidest commercial in the world

is for Summer's Eve personal body wash.

I HATE this stupid commercial. It opens with some schlumpy ugly guy sitting around watching the tube in a nice clean house. His wife reminds him they're going out ... and inquires whether he's going to change his shirt. He's all ... oh yeah ... takes off his crappy shirt ... turns it inside out and puts it back on. Because he's a disgusting slob.
The wife then washes her naughty bits with Summer's Eve, because even though her husband is a disgusting dirty slob, she is so fresh that her crotch smells like flowers.

This is wrong on many levels.

First of all ... there's no way that nice, decent looking woman would marry that ugly slob.

Neither would she let him sit on her white couch in his nasty smelly clothes.

I don't care how gross that guy is. No one in the whole world has ever turned his shirt inside out
after being reminded to clean up for a party.

Speaking of being reminded, is this guy retarded? Does his wife have to tell him to do everything?

And while I suppose it is possible this husband had good hygiene prior to the nuptials, he clearly doesn't now. So why would the wife even bother to use special soap on her genitalia?

Maybe she's planning on meeting someone at the party who would appreciate her fresh crotch. I hope so.

So I guess men can be as piggy as they like, but if you don't use special soap on your vagina, even your slobby husband might not want you. That is a fabulous message.

Stupid Summer's Eve.

Until later, love and kisses, xoxoxoxoxo

1 Comments:

Blogger terry said...

fresh crotch!!

i'm dying here.

Monday, July 25, 2005  

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