Haikus
Advice for Carlos Muffin:
If the vet shaves you
Do not lie with your legs spread
on a glass table
Ode to Noodle:
Fuzzy furry ball
of love and snorting kitty
You make cute noises
Cindy's visit:
We have snacks and beer
We never need leave the house
I am pajamaed
Fall:
Leaves turning colors
Pumpkin spice creamer is good
No more salad days
Sandwiches:
Delicious and fun
A portable meal for you
I like turkey on wheat
Cindy:
Existentialist
They got a lot of muffins
Neatly arranged, too
Friday night:
Somebody farted
Sweaty sweatbox Beauty Bar
Chub rub hurts real bad
Saturday morning:
Coffee is good
for hangovers and more ills
get back into bed
If the vet shaves you
Do not lie with your legs spread
on a glass table
Ode to Noodle:
Fuzzy furry ball
of love and snorting kitty
You make cute noises
Cindy's visit:
We have snacks and beer
We never need leave the house
I am pajamaed
Fall:
Leaves turning colors
Pumpkin spice creamer is good
No more salad days
Sandwiches:
Delicious and fun
A portable meal for you
I like turkey on wheat
Cindy:
Existentialist
They got a lot of muffins
Neatly arranged, too
Friday night:
Somebody farted
Sweaty sweatbox Beauty Bar
Chub rub hurts real bad
Saturday morning:
Coffee is good
for hangovers and more ills
get back into bed
posted by Queen of Cheese | 11:25 AM
4 Comments:
Some haikus need work
five seven five is the way
Not five seven six
eh.. if I didn't point out that you sandwich haiku was off someone else would have....
pay no attention
to he who points out errors
i laughed my ass off
oh, how i laughed...
I, too, noticed the sandwich haiku was off. (Damn my Virgo rising) -- but I, too, laughed heartily.
Ode to Banana:
Hooray for Nanners!!
What would we do without her?
Never laugh & snort.
MAKE ME A HAIKU!!!
PLEASSSE!
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