Anyone have any Vicodin?
What TO DO??
So tonight is our holiday party ... the company festivus, if you will.
The question ... should I go?
Pros:
1. Chance to wear a cute outfit
2. Get out the house
3. Free food
4. Neat venue
Cons:
1. Only two free drinks; cash only bar if I want more
2. It is TUESDAY night
3. I have to get up early tomorrow
4. It's cold as hell out
5. No parking so I'd have to take pub transpo
6. I don't have anything to wear
7. Jelly's not going
8. I'm TIRED
Here's what's hanging me up. I promised several peeps I'd attend. Also, I R-S-V-P'd ... are they going to deduct the cost of those two drinks from my paycheck?
I don't think I would have fun. Therefore, forget it.
But ... but ... but ... my horoscope has been advising me to stop being such a hermit all the time. PISS!
CRAP!!
I suppose I would go if I had enough money for a cab. However, if I spend money on a cab, then I wouldn't be able to buy extra drinks.
Of course, it may be that two drinks are plenty for a night out on the town on a school night.
Right?
Except, this is a work function. It should go without saying that extra drinks are needed in order to dull the pain.
pooop. I don't know what to do.
xoxoxo ball of confusion xoxoxo
So tonight is our holiday party ... the company festivus, if you will.
The question ... should I go?
Pros:
1. Chance to wear a cute outfit
2. Get out the house
3. Free food
4. Neat venue
Cons:
1. Only two free drinks; cash only bar if I want more
2. It is TUESDAY night
3. I have to get up early tomorrow
4. It's cold as hell out
5. No parking so I'd have to take pub transpo
6. I don't have anything to wear
7. Jelly's not going
8. I'm TIRED
Here's what's hanging me up. I promised several peeps I'd attend. Also, I R-S-V-P'd ... are they going to deduct the cost of those two drinks from my paycheck?
I don't think I would have fun. Therefore, forget it.
But ... but ... but ... my horoscope has been advising me to stop being such a hermit all the time. PISS!
CRAP!!
I suppose I would go if I had enough money for a cab. However, if I spend money on a cab, then I wouldn't be able to buy extra drinks.
Of course, it may be that two drinks are plenty for a night out on the town on a school night.
Right?
Except, this is a work function. It should go without saying that extra drinks are needed in order to dull the pain.
pooop. I don't know what to do.
xoxoxo ball of confusion xoxoxo
posted by Queen of Cheese | 11:06 AM
5 Comments:
Umm I don't go to company Christmas parties at all.. so errrrrrrr it's probably too late for my advice anyways... just don't go....
Ummm...so did you gooooo? :)
-N
No I flaked ... but it's all good ... they all had fun, and I got lots of sleep! :o).
My new credo: Free drinks are no longer enough to entice me to come to a party.
From here on in, there must be a chance that Johnny Depp will attend as well.
That's reasonable, no?
Totally reasonable. :)
-N
What free drinks don't work!
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