Fun Things
Have you ever seen the comic strip "Pickles?"
The name alone would be reason to love it.
But it doesn't have anything to DO with pickles. Or gherkins or sauerkraut or even kim chee.
It's about these two old peeps and their pet cat. Whose name is MUFFIN.
Today, the lady gave Muffin a perm so she and Muffin would more closely resemble each other. I guess using her hot curlers on Muffin (as happened in the strip yesterday) wasn't enough.
A few days ago, she put pink softpaws (those claw tippy things) on Muffin.
The husband appears to think the wife is on crack and the cat seems to as well.
I don't know why I find it amusing. Probably because deep down, I'm a HUGE GEEK.
Oh wait. That's common knowledge already.
In other news ...
I got an e-mail from Anne, informing me that Benny Beaver's female analog wasn't named Betty but was actually known as Bernice.
Whoops. She also says Bernice is no longer with Benny (no word on what led to the break-up). But Benny is NOT happy with his new single life because now he looks like a mean bastard instead of a happy, chubby, oversized guinea pig.
Well, as they say, you can't go home again.
Tonight's the NIGHT!! The A-N-T-M finale. Who will win??
The anticipation is killing me.
If you'd like to enhance your A-N-T-M viewing experience, may I suggest you click on the following link?
www.fourfour.typepad.com
The guy in charge of that blog may be my male doppelganger. Not only is he a freak for the Tyra action, he keeps as a pet an exotic shorthair cat named Winston!! I suggest you peruse the site, with a special eye for the Winston posts. There are lots of films and pictures. You can see Winston eating mashed potatoes, meowing plaintively, and striking a variety of adorable poses.
I need a camera and video camera so I can provide the world with pics and flicks of Carlos and Noodle vogueing and stuff.
I think Noodle is actually cuter than Carlos in real life since she's so dainty and has the smallest nose in the world.
But it evens out, because Carlos is extremely photogenic and constantly doing silly things worth recording.
He is highly interested in plumbing, and comes running when he senses a toilet will be flushed. He MUST be allowed to put his little paws on the seat and watch the whole procedure.
He also has an unholy need to try to climb into the refrigerator whenever I open it up.
When I'm sitting at my computer at home, he likes to crawl up my shoulder and plop himself onto my head.
One of the nicest things about Carlos though is that he keeps me company in the morning while I get ready for work. He sits on the toilet lid and purrs and purrs ... and every once in awhile he puts his front paws on me like a little puppy dog.
AW!! he's such a love bug!!
Noodle is more self contained and dignified, and therefore, does not allow herself to be silly. Nor does she let Carlos anger or worry her. She is so zen. She is Noodle, and that's all she needs to be.
I am SO lucky! One of the reasons I like the Winston owning Tyra watching guy is because he too gushes and moans on about his kitties.
I'd ask him to marry me, but he has a boyfriend.
dammit!!!
xoxo love and kisses xoxoxo
The name alone would be reason to love it.
But it doesn't have anything to DO with pickles. Or gherkins or sauerkraut or even kim chee.
It's about these two old peeps and their pet cat. Whose name is MUFFIN.
Today, the lady gave Muffin a perm so she and Muffin would more closely resemble each other. I guess using her hot curlers on Muffin (as happened in the strip yesterday) wasn't enough.
A few days ago, she put pink softpaws (those claw tippy things) on Muffin.
The husband appears to think the wife is on crack and the cat seems to as well.
I don't know why I find it amusing. Probably because deep down, I'm a HUGE GEEK.
Oh wait. That's common knowledge already.
In other news ...
I got an e-mail from Anne, informing me that Benny Beaver's female analog wasn't named Betty but was actually known as Bernice.
Whoops. She also says Bernice is no longer with Benny (no word on what led to the break-up). But Benny is NOT happy with his new single life because now he looks like a mean bastard instead of a happy, chubby, oversized guinea pig.
Well, as they say, you can't go home again.
Tonight's the NIGHT!! The A-N-T-M finale. Who will win??
The anticipation is killing me.
If you'd like to enhance your A-N-T-M viewing experience, may I suggest you click on the following link?
www.fourfour.typepad.com
The guy in charge of that blog may be my male doppelganger. Not only is he a freak for the Tyra action, he keeps as a pet an exotic shorthair cat named Winston!! I suggest you peruse the site, with a special eye for the Winston posts. There are lots of films and pictures. You can see Winston eating mashed potatoes, meowing plaintively, and striking a variety of adorable poses.
I need a camera and video camera so I can provide the world with pics and flicks of Carlos and Noodle vogueing and stuff.
I think Noodle is actually cuter than Carlos in real life since she's so dainty and has the smallest nose in the world.
But it evens out, because Carlos is extremely photogenic and constantly doing silly things worth recording.
He is highly interested in plumbing, and comes running when he senses a toilet will be flushed. He MUST be allowed to put his little paws on the seat and watch the whole procedure.
He also has an unholy need to try to climb into the refrigerator whenever I open it up.
When I'm sitting at my computer at home, he likes to crawl up my shoulder and plop himself onto my head.
One of the nicest things about Carlos though is that he keeps me company in the morning while I get ready for work. He sits on the toilet lid and purrs and purrs ... and every once in awhile he puts his front paws on me like a little puppy dog.
AW!! he's such a love bug!!
Noodle is more self contained and dignified, and therefore, does not allow herself to be silly. Nor does she let Carlos anger or worry her. She is so zen. She is Noodle, and that's all she needs to be.
I am SO lucky! One of the reasons I like the Winston owning Tyra watching guy is because he too gushes and moans on about his kitties.
I'd ask him to marry me, but he has a boyfriend.
dammit!!!
xoxo love and kisses xoxoxo
posted by Queen of Cheese | 10:39 AM
1 Comments:
BLAAH i dont get the ANTM obsession
I guess it just annoys me to see perfectly beautiful girls get cut down to become "better" models.
Oh but I love tyra, she is so weird!
Also, where in the hell do u find things like that? (referring to the pickle comic strip)
that makes me think of my grandma.
who talks about her cat doing mundane things like they are the funniest events in her life.
example: she told my grandpa the cat came from downstairs hopped on his cat apt., looked out the window, then went to sit on the chair in the kitchen. my grandfather then laughed at that. LAUGHED OUT LOUD.
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