The Realm

A Place Where Cheese Is Queen

My Photo
Name:
Location: San Francisco, CA

I'm fun.

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

What the HELL?

Would you like to see something REALLY cute?

I don't know WHAT it is. Maybe a hamster? Whatever. I want one. OH MY GOD.

In other stupid pet news, a co-worker of mine has left a book about "dancing with cats" for me to peruse. It is about people who dress up in weird outfits and commune, through movement, with their cats. There are photos and explanations, as well as affirmations and instructions on how to connect with your cat's conciousness.

It is possibly one of the most frightening things I have seen, and I'm not sure whether she's joking. I mean, perhaps she believes this is the sort of thing I do, in private, with Noodle and Carlos Muffin.

Perhaps I need to take my public love for the kitties down a notch. I don't want to give the WRONG impression. I mean, I do not require my cats to do anything other than sit there and look cute. I will pet them if they want but I do not demand affection.

And for god's sake I do not dress us all up like Stevie Nicks, put the Cure on, and dance around with them.

She has to be fucking with me. Right?

xoxo gah xoxoxo

2 Comments:

Blogger terry said...

don't knock it 'til you've tried it...


hey, what IS that thing in the pic you linked?? a tribble?

Tuesday, November 13, 2007  
Blogger Natalia said...

That pic is adorable. I'll take two. Really. Two. OMG.

And I've tangoed with Axl before.

-N

Wednesday, November 14, 2007  

Post a Comment

<< Home