Floppy McDooples

Today's the day!!

The day ... the day ... the day before PAY DAY!!

Hooray!

That's a little song I like to sing.

My wacky facialist is no longer on staff at my aesthetician's office. Piss! She got carpal tunnel syndrome. So I have to meet with a new lady today.

Who knew that squeezing other people's spots could be so harmful to one's carpals?

Luckily I don't have to get a procedure done today. It's just a consultation. I say that's lucky, because, as I have previously pointed out, it's the day before Pay Day.

Then I have to go to H and M and take back this STUPID dress I got there a couple of weeks ago.

It is a badly conceived, ill fitting garment that seduced me from its rack by being brown with white polka dots.

I wish it fit because it really is cute. But it is too small in the shoulder and too big in the booo00000000000000ty.

No one normal could wear this dress.

Although, come to think of it, the place where this dress pulls the most is in the underarms. And it is a well known fact that I have fat underarms.

Maybe I am a FREAK!

I have a bit of sad news to impart. This really cool guy who discovered a novel way to quit smoking in 1983 and has spent the ensuing years teaching other people how to quit has been diagnosed with lung cancer.

I hope he recovers.

He says in his book the thirty years he spent as a smoker was all worth it because it enabled him to discover his method for quitting ... which in turn has led to thousands of lives saved.

Go Allen Carr! You're pretty neat.

I'm reading his book, but don't get all excited about it. I don't want to hear one word, as a matter of fact. When I quit, I'll let you know.

xoxo sweet and fresh flower kisses! *soon* xoxo