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Thursday, October 25, 2007

Lifetime Achievement Goal: Fulfilled

Yes, its true. I am now a cartoon character.

It's all thanks to my NEW computer!! It has a special camera built right in and provides the ability to cartoonize the photographs it takes.

OH MY GOD. I am in toon town.

Now all I have to do is get Noodle and Carlos M. to sit still for a second so they can live in toon town too.


Moving along. I have NO cheese. Sorry. My life is fairly dull. Except!! Lolita and I are going to the Gwen Stefani concert next week! YES! we are complete dorks. It's all good.

I had a horrible experience at the laundromat yesterday. It is too disturbing to post publicly. Suffice it to say, I almost cried.

I'm better now though so don't worry.

xoxo toon love xoxoxo

Thursday, October 18, 2007

oh Hell no

It's my new Dream Pet!

This is a mini pig.

A tea-cup pig, if you will. This dude in Devon, England, is breeding them for pet purposes.

They are kitten sized when they are born and don't get very big. This little guy is making a picture. They especially like to be cuddled and have their tummies tickled.


xoxoxo love, kisses, snuggles and snorts xoxoxo

Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Message from the Universe

Welcome to the FALL OF FRIVOLITY!!!!


This is my best season yet. This is the time of year when - traditionally - fitness and frugality rule.

Fuck that! We are having NOTHING BUT FUN on Hampshire Street this year. We can have as much ice cream and potato chips as we want. We can stay up late and waste as much time as we like. I am letting go of every notion of how life should be lived! The past is over, the future is not here! All we have is the present! Na-ma-fucking-ste!!!!

yeah okay whatever. Still, it's all very exciting.

So today I received a personal little note from the Universe. Early this morning, I went up to my roof in order to partake of the Breakfast of Champions. I looked up into the sky - and Behold! a wispy little piece of foggy-cloud like formation - nearly round - appeared - with two round holes and a long crescent shaped hole underneath the round holes.

Picture, if you will, a giant amorphous Happy Face and you will see what I saw.

As I looked upon the little formation, it began to move - with one of the eyes completely closing - in a wink!

Thirty seconds later, the whole thing was gone - borne away by an errant jet stream.

But while it was there, it was pretty neat.

So, the Universe was either saying to me:

A. "Carry on with your cheese, you are on the right path and we support you."
B. "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha sucker."

I prefer to believe it was A.

xoxoxoxo love, kisses and wispy winks from the sky xoxoxoxo